Breaking: I'm out of beer

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03/12/2016 at 15:15 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > . .
03/12/2016 at 15:18

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On the way!


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > . .
03/12/2016 at 15:24

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HowDon could you let this happen!?


Kinja'd!!! . . > Birddog
03/12/2016 at 15:35

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In my infinite foolishness I drank my last beer. :(


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > . .
03/12/2016 at 15:37

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I’ve got you covered if you’re into beers with over 6% ABV.


Kinja'd!!! . . > interstate366, now In The Industry
03/12/2016 at 15:38

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Doesn’t matter... Blood...alcohol...falling...plz...help........................


Kinja'd!!! PorkchoPlissken > . .
03/12/2016 at 15:49

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Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > . .
03/12/2016 at 15:50

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1. Install earplugs

2. Crank up York diesel

3. Drive to off licence

4. Obtain supplies

5. Rattle home

6. Stop the above

7. Remove earplugs

8. Ingest supplies


Kinja'd!!! . . > Cé hé sin
03/12/2016 at 15:54

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I’m not a huge fan of drink driving. :(


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > . .
03/12/2016 at 16:12

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You’ll probably live


Kinja'd!!! Svend > . .
03/12/2016 at 16:28

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I’ll fax some Guinness across. What’s your number?

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Kinja'd!!! . . > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
03/13/2016 at 00:57

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I didn’t. I’m totally dead now.


Kinja'd!!! . . > Svend
03/13/2016 at 00:57

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Sorry, I don’t live in the 90's. :(


Kinja'd!!! Svend > . .
03/13/2016 at 01:00

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Thank goodness. I’d of had to go out and buy a fax machine.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > . .
03/13/2016 at 01:19

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Great. Now I’m talking to ghosts through the internet. What else are they going to come up with?


Kinja'd!!! . . > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
03/13/2016 at 01:43

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Boo.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > . .
03/14/2016 at 08:48

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Come to Canada! Beer is our middle name!


Kinja'd!!! . . > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
03/14/2016 at 18:55

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If you insist... How’s your couch? Comfy? :D


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > . .
03/14/2016 at 21:12

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Well, we just got a new one given to us by some family....it’s actually in better shape than our old one, but I don’t find it as comfy

How are you with hardwood floors and sleeping bags? lol


Kinja'd!!! . . > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
03/15/2016 at 00:46

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I’ve slept in worse conditions. My spare bed for example. You wouldn’t believe that thing. :P

BTW, I could take my Fiat to show you. ;) Are you up to date on airline policies regarding those? Does it need to be checked in luggage or is it small enough to be a carry on?


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > . .
03/15/2016 at 07:17

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Carry-on? It won’t fit in your pocket....? :P

I’m now picturing a spare bed that is on a rotting, falling-apart frame filled with stains and bed bugs.....hoping that is not what your spare bed looks like LOL.


Kinja'd!!! . . > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
03/15/2016 at 08:52

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Nah, not quite that bad. But it’s got a red and off white checkered pattern on it, is too small, has annoying buttons in the upholstery and is generally rather uncomfortable. I very much prefer my couch as an alternative sleeping option. :D

As for the pocket thing, I’d have to get some cargo pants and those aren’t fashionable any more. :’( Also, if I got cargo pants to go with my beard a fedora would be a total necessity to complete the package at that point.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > . .
03/15/2016 at 15:47

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You could just pass yourself off as Notch, original creator of Minecraft with the beard and Fedora?


Kinja'd!!! . . > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
03/15/2016 at 16:33

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Hmmm. Now that’s a good idea.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > . .
03/15/2016 at 16:43

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You’re welcome! :P